I knew there must be something good in him.

• "I think tide turning as I remember it, I was raised in the desert, but tides -it is easy to see a tide turn. Did I say those words?"
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "No question that the enemy has tried to spread sectarian violence. They use violence as a tool to do that."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither to we; we must never stop thinking about how best to defend our country."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "I am the decider, and I decide what is best."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "The United States of America is engaged in a war against an extremist group of folks."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "Families is where our nation finds hope; where wings take dream."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "If you don‘t stand for anything, you don‘t stand for -anything."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "Fool me once, shame on you -fool me -you can‘t get fooled again."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "In my State of the -my State of the Union -my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "At the high school level and find out that the literacy level of our children are appalling."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "I hear there are rumors on the Internets that we are going have a draft."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "You are working hard to put food on family."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "Tribal sovereignty means that, it‘s sovereign. If you a -you‘re a -you have been given sovereignty, and you are viewed as -a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "They muster -mis-underestimated the compassion of our country. I think they mis-underestimated the will and the determination of the commander in chief, too."
  George W. Bush, President of the United States
• "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
  George W. Bush
• "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
  Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94
• "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95
• "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
  Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98
• "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
  Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93
• "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
  Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96
• "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "The future will be better tomorrow."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
  Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97
• "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
  Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
• "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "Public speaking is very easy."
  Governor George W. Bush to reporters
• "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
  George W. Bush
• "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
  Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96
• "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
  Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97
• "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
  Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93
• "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
  Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95
• "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
  Governor George W. Bush
• "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
  George W. Bush

One little boy stood up and offered, "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand. "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said, "If Air Force One carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

... and some other "GW's homage" sites:

George Bush Funny Pictures and Quotes 6

Bushisms: Poppy and Dubya Speak

First Pets

GWBush.com (this website caused candidate Bush declare, "There ought to be some limits to freedom").

Billionaires For Bush

MoveOn.org: Democracy in Action

Sorry Everybody

MarryAnAmerican - No good American will be left behind!

Democratic Underground